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"They respect you if you write. The dumber the world gets, the more the words matter." -Dan Jenkins

Monday, December 19, 2005

The Man With The Golden Machete

Machete Man was back at it today, but I outsmarted him this time around. I never went to sleep last night. Yup, I stayed up all night finishing up my Comment. Those footnotes and cite checks are a tremendous bitch, but they're done now, and I even got to mention the Whizzinator in a footnote.

Anyway, this time, when Machete Man began hacking away, I was ready with the camera. I pointed the lens through the blinds, and POW!
Yeah, that's right, sucka...I got you!

You should have seen the look on his face when the flash went off and he realized someone took a picture of him. It was the same look Dubya gets when he gets a question at a press conference for which his advisors didn't prep him. It's like he thinks he knows what's going on - at least he's pretty sure - but really, he's not quite sure if there's anything he can do about it.

And now I'm going to celebrate the end of the semester by going to bed for at least 12 hours. And tomorrow I'll probably take myself out to dinner.


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