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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Real Men of Genius: Mr. Los Angeles Freeway Driver

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Geeeniuuus!). Today we salute you, Mr. Los Angeles Freeway Driver (Mr. Los Angeles Freeeway Driiiver!). Behind the wheel of your car, with no passengers, you steadfastly refuse to use your turn signal, unless you're not turning at all (Turn off your left bliiinker!). Whether you're yapping on your cell phone, eating a bowl of soup, watching a DVD on the screen you installed in your dash, or all three at the same time, you are definitely not paying attention to the road (You're multitaaasking!). Your six-figure sports car is moving along at a blazing 15 miles an hour (That's not that faaast!). So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, O Sultan of the Speedometer. For no matter where you're going...you're sure to get there late (Mr. Los Angeles Freeeway Driiiver!). Bud Light beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

(By the way, did you know that the guy who does the singing in those commercials is the lead singer of Survivor?)


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